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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 08:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders symbolically vote against giving David Zaslav more money - AV Club

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World available today - My Nintendo News

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa? - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Scientists Uncover “Alien” Chemistry Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Deposits - SciTechDaily

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

There’s a Fascinating Hidden Reason That So Many High-Earning Tech Workers Are Getting Laid Off Now - futurism.com

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

First Day of Roots Picnic Was an "Absolute Disaster," Fans Say - Philadelphia Magazine

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids